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|Wednesday, January 25th, 2006|
Did anyone see that fag on American Idol?
WELL I FUCKING DIDN'T BECAUSE I'M FUCKING STUCK IN FUCKING ETHIOPIA.
You know, there are a SHITLOAD of black people on this continent. :S
|Sunday, April 10th, 2005|
, they say rednecks aren't racist.
A member was banned simply for being a quote, "Nigger Lover."
Also, I'm still stuck in Djibouti. I think the Pope made me a Cardinal in Pictore(in the heart), so I'm pretty sure I'm one of them 'secret cardinals.'
|Sunday, April 3rd, 2005|
I hope the next Pope is the Archbishop of Djibouti. He's a tres fabulous guy, and could totally pull of that hat.
|Friday, April 1st, 2005|
I hope I get picked as the new Pope.
is a troll, incredibly stupid, fugly, fat, a loser, not good at anything, dellusional, a homophobe, and racist. Let's all friend him and show him the love of homosexuals. He just wants to be loved I'm sure. :)thegreywolf25
, I love you, okay? So does Cher.
|Thursday, March 31st, 2005|
I have learned something in my short time of living on Earth.
Most gay people are fucking stupid.
That is all.
|Wednesday, March 30th, 2005|
I've made lots of new friends online today! I get lonely here in Djibouti, but my good friends keep me going.
The folks at liberal
banned me, which I think is a sign of endearment.
The hotties at gsa_lj
also banned me. :D
Those sexy beasts aaron4jc
(not sure if I got the username right or not) and thegreywolf25
banned me from their journals. :( I just wanted to be their friends!
Some meanie poo-poo head is making fun of me in gay_boys
I had hot, steamy, ass sex last night with three Djiboutian men. We were all safe and used a water based lubricant. Still, I think I might be pregnant. *worried*
|Tuesday, March 29th, 2005|
I had a twentysome last night and boy it was HOTT. It was steamier than the fires of Hell.
Cher has decided that Jerry Falwell will no longer plague the world with his bad taste in..well, everything.
|Monday, March 28th, 2005|
Last night, I sat in meditation for hours, sipping Queer Beer and Pineapple Schnopps. Anywho, after I was quite buzzed, none other than Paris Hilton and Channing Tatum appeared before me. They told me that I was doing a good job and that they were well pleased. But "Hark!" they told me! "Beware the one-eyed flying purple people eater, for he ist thou enemy most gruesome." I then passed out on the floor because of their fabulous powers of fabulousness, and awoke this morning with a great headache, no doubt brought on by seeing my goddess and god....
Go join homo_religion
. It is our temple until we can make a physical one, or at least until I can get out of Djibouti...
|Sunday, March 27th, 2005|
I fell out of a rainbow today, just in time to save convert_me
from all the silly willies that have joined there recenty! I will fight back the homphobes, for it is my fabulous mission!